Former womaniser

I know it's traditional for the best man to wax lyrical about the number of ex-girlfriends the groom has had, but I don't want to get into all that. Frankly, I find such macho male posturing vulgar and offensive to the bride. But, suffice to say Paul, 72 turned out to be your lucky number.

There are many young ladies who will mourn Paul’s departure from the ranks of the available, some of whom had fond memories of him, most, just memories.