Scrounger

This wedding nearly didn’t go ahead. The hotel manager was getting concerned as he hadn’t received the deposit. Thankfully, Paul assured him that he’d pay it in three days … which he did! … February 12th, June 3rd and October 15th!

Quite clearly, no expense has been spared to give Linda the wedding she wanted. I can inform the hotel manager that Paul always honours his debts … every month, he awards a trophy to the creditor who’s been waiting around the longest.