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Hello everyone. The brief that Paul gave me for this speech was ‘be amusing and dazzle them with your wit’. The trouble is, I'm not that funny so the best I can do is dazzle you with the light that reflects off my head. |
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The great advantage of being bald on a day like today is that, when the photographer calls for a wedding shot, all I have to do is straighten my tie. |
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