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I think an introduction is worthwhile. For those of you who do not yet know me my name is Jason and I am the best man. I think I should tell you that the groom has specifically asked me to refrain from mentioning any past girlfriends during this speech. Sadly, that cut the speech short by a good 15 seconds, but he's the man of the day, and I respected his wishes.
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For those of you who don't know me, my name is Jason and I am deeply honoured to have been asked to give a speech today. But what can I say about the groom that hasn't already appeared in an episode of the Jerry Springer Show?
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