Only child

As you all probably know, Paul grew up without any brothers or sisters, so he quickly learnt how to entertain himself. But now finally he has a wife, he can cut that out. Well… for the first year anyway.

In preparing a speech like this it’s often useful to talk to the subject’s siblings who will have a different perspective on the star of the day. But Paul’s an only child… his parents decided to stop while they still outnumbered him!