Groom’s romantic history - too dangerous

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  1. I know it's traditional for the best man to wax lyrical about the number of ex-girlfriends the groom has had, but I don't want to get into all that. Frankly, I find such macho male posturing vulgar and offensive to the bride. But, suffice to say Paul, 72 turned out to be your lucky number.

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  2. Paul has always had a way with women. Not a good or a successful way, but a way nevertheless. And while I wouldn’t describe Paul as a lady-killer, he has certainly maimed one or two in his in his time.

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