Never on time

Linda, well done for observing tradition by arriving late for the ceremony - I know it's a bride's prerogative. And it actually must have been a real novelty for Paul not to be the last person to arrive somewhere for once.

Well, I think I did a great job today getting Paul to the church on time, particularly since Linda's nickname for Paul is 'Everlast' - not for his bedroom skills, but for his time keeping. We have GMT, we have BST, but is anyone here familiar with PWT? Well, Paul Wilson Time runs about 40 minutes behind either GMT or BST. But despite this, I suppose he does have a knack of being in the right place at the right time - if he didn't, he wouldn’t have met Linda.