Sports team friend

Paul and I connected through our mutual love of playing sports: draughts, hopscotch, Space Invaders. I remember him making his mark in the school football team where he single-handedly re-wrote the record books – most red cards, most number of failed drug tests, worst scoring record. The list is endless.

Paul and I have been playing football together ever since we were schoolboys. And ok, so he’s not got the greatest first touch, he can’t head or pass, and he’s not too magnanimous in victory, but he’s a good defender….or at least he would be if he could tackle properly!