Best man follows groom

Before I begin, ladies and gentlemen, can I have another round of applause for Mr Paul Wilson. I've known this man for 14 years, and that is the longest I have heard him speak without swearing … or mentioning 'the boat'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, first things first, on behalf of the bridesmaids I would like to thank the Groom for his kind comments, they are indeed very beautiful. However I also want to warn him that that was the last time he will get away with complimenting other women in the presence of his wife.