Read out a fictional telegram

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  1. Just before we arrived I was given a few messages to read out from all those that a promise of free food and booze couldn’t convince them to leave the sofa and TV this afternoon. This is from the groom’s former high school football coach: ‘I found Paul to be useless in every position. Hope the bride has more luck. Congratulations!’

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  2. To Mr P Wilson: In response to your inquiry, there is no such thing as the Married Man’s Beer Allowance. Please stop wasting our time. The IRS, New Jersey Office.

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