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On behalf of the bride and groom, I would like to thank everyone here for sharing in this unique and special day, particularly those who have traveled long distances. I know that Paul and Linda will never forget it. But speaking personally, and perhaps slightly selfishly, I wish that you had all stayed at home because things would have been a lot easier on me.
In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, let us have a few moments silence in memory of the 3,000 prawns and 200 chickens who selflessly gave their lives to make this dinner possible.