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  1. Before I get into the life of the groom, I'd like to share with you an article I read in a local newspaper this week, reporting that scientists have now found a link between sex, marriage and astrology. Apparently, once you've been married for over 25 years, sex happens once in a blue moon.

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  2. I don’t mind admitting that I’m a little nervous. And you might be surprised to hear that my day job involves speaking to large groups of people. So what I’ve decided to do in order to beat the nerves is to put into practice some advice I was given when I started out in my career; if you’re nervous, just imagine your audience completely naked. And it really does work, but you’ll have to excuse me if I don’t engage the men as much as I probably should do during the speech. In fact I might just face the bridesmaids the entire time.

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