Cocky icebreaker

Now, before I start, the hotel manger has asked me to request that, for reasons of health and safety, none of you get up on top of the chairs and tables during my standing ovation.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Jason and you are the luckiest people in the world. That’s because the pleasure of getting to know me lies ahead of you.