Worrier

Nothing has been left to chance or overlooked in the run-up to this wedding. Paul even prepared a spreadsheet listing the probability of attendance for each guest. He had Linda down as 100%. Which I thought was a bit presumptuous.

I'm very relieved Paul was able to say his vows in church. I’m not saying the groom was anxious this morning, but it took two stiff whiskeys to give him the courage to open his bottle of tranquillizer.