Unexpected noise

Glass smashes
Yeh, I didn’t like the wine either.

I’m pleased you’re having such a smashing time.

Please save your applause until I’ve finished.

Siren passes nearby
Well I’d better wind up before they come in to get me. I hope I didn’t leave the oven on again … with my Petrol can inside.

Hear that Paul? They do say marriage is an institution so just sign the forms and they’re be on their way.

I knew that stag party incident was gonna catch up with Paul.