Competitive

Having been friends with the groom for a number of years I feel there are a few things Linda needs to be aware of. Firstly, Linda, never beat him in any sport. Not unless you want a tennis racquet, cricket stump, ball, pool toy or garbage bin thrown at you. I’m not saying he’s a sore loser. No, you’ll be the one that’s sore if he loses.

I remember how excited Paul was at going out with Linda. At last he’d found someone who is willing to nurse him through the persistent headaches and the vomiting problems he suffers while losing at cards, squash and golf.