Icebreaker for two best men

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you can see there are two Best Men. So why does it take two of us to describe the Groom? Well, as the man in the suit hire shop said, 'There's a lot to fit in'.

For those of you that are wondering why there are two best men standing up here, it’s perfectly simple. Paul wanted to appoint a best man for the occasion, but sadly couldn’t find one, so he got two barely competent ones instead.