Football

Paul is a keen sportsman and plays football for a local team. What position he plays depends on how good a turnout they get. If they get a full compliment he plays left back or right back, that’s left back in the changing rooms or right back behind the goal.

I think Paul’s sees marriage as being very similar to his beloved football – he’s totally committed, and wants to score every Saturday, change ends at half time and play away half the year. The trouble is, Linda is predicting that he’s going to suffer from a serious groin injury if he does.