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Linda, earlier today you were given a rare opportunity to purchase this larger than average, well presented and practical, two legged heterosexual bloke. Situated over there and located within approximately five minutes of total embarrassment. I offered this chap in good decorative order with an assurance that he had been well maintained by the present owners, Mr and Mrs Wilson. The benefits included: Cheesy wit and matching stilton grin with great potential to remould in a style of your choosing! And I’m pleased to say, you seized the opportunity.
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