Toasts

Now I want you all to raise your glasses, and to toast the bride and groom. May they both continue into their marriage the way they have started today. Knocking back booze before lunchtime. Cheers!

I have no doubt that Samantha and Vic will enjoy a faultless marriage for many years to come. But if, for one reason or another, your relationship does end up on the rocks, then don't worry. The best things always do. (Raise a glass of whisky on the rocks). To Sam and Vic!

To end, I'd like you to all raise your glasses to toast the end of the speeches, the start of a new life for Gary and Noelle and beginning of several events of which you'll have no recollection by morning. To Gary and Noelle!