Speech Ideas

Best man jokes for weddings in Jun-2013

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 3 topical best man speech jokes

  1. (If it rains on the wedding day)
    Today's wedding coincides with the Glastonbury festival AND Wimbledon, which, of course, explains why the weather is so rubbish!

  2. This week sees the opening of the LS Lowry exhibition at Tate Britain, a celebration of the works of the Lancastrian artist which portray the squalor and misery of life in industrial England, although if you really wanted to experience such appalling conditions you only had to visit (Groom's) bachelor flat before he met (Bride).

  3. Wives are like iPads. To get the most out of them, you have to protect them carefully, handle them with a gentle touch, and if you go for an upgrade, you’re likely to find things worked better the way they were in the first place.