The bride could do better

Paul and Linda are now on a journey together, and it will be a journey during which they will certainly learn a great deal more about each other – such as the sort of person that Linda would have really preferred to marry!

Paul, you leave here today having gained a wife that is warm, loving and caring, a wife whose outer beauty is surpassed only by her amazing inner radiance. Linda, you on the other hand, leave today with, well, a gorgeous dress and a lovely, lovely bouquet.