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  1. I didn’t realize how nerve racking this would be. If Paul had told me I would have to make a speech to a room full of strangers wearing a dress and no undies, I would never have agreed to do it!

  2. Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I have been told to keep this brief. So, in view of what I’m wearing, I’ve prepared what could be termed the kilt version of the speech. Short enough to keep it interesting, but long enough to cover the important bits… or in my case, the dusty bits.

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