Winter wedding

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  1. It is so fitting that Jim and Samantha would get married in the winter. It really is their favorite time of year. They both love skiing, ice skating, sitting front row at hockey games... none of which they will be able to afford once the bill for this lavish shindig arrives. But I’m sure they’ll be able to fill their life together with other, equally rewarding activities: watching basic cable, clipping coupons for Ramen Noodles, moonlighting as greeters at Walmart. You know the winter staples.

  2. There is a logical explanation why this wedding is taking place in the winter. Paul couldn’t wait until the summer. He was desperate to marry before Christmas because he figured two people can give as cheaply as one.

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