Present an amusing gift

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  1. So I can see the joy on their faces, I’d like to present Paul and Linda with my wedding gift now. I know it wasn’t something that they registered for and I realize that perhaps I went a little overboard, but I’ve got you a 250-piece dinner-set. [Give bride and groom a box of paper plates]

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  2. In the sprit of giving and receiving gifts I would like to take this opportunity to present the bride and groom with a rather belated housewarming present to welcome family and friends into their new home. [Hold up door mat which has written on it BEWARE OF THE WIFE]

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