Humorous wedding observations

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  1. Paul was a bit concerned about getting dressed up in the full attire for his wedding, so to make it easier on himself, he’s wearing a clip-on suit. Just make sure you don’t stand behind him.

  2. Andy was very precise and meticulous in choosing what he wanted for his suit. The main criteria was 'nothing too flash.' To be honest mate, I've seen what you're packing in the changing rooms, and you're fine. There's nothing to flash whatsoever.

  3. As Best Man, it was supposed to be my job to go down to the hire shop and collect our wedding outfits, but Paul didn't trust me to do that. I think it has something to do with my awful abilities at poker. I always pick up the wrong suit.