Humorous wedding observations

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  1. Didn’t the bridesmaids look wonderful today ladies and gentlemen? Such beautiful outfits – I’d like to give a shout out to whoever had a hand in their dresses. That’s meant to be the Best Man’s job!

  2. Before any of you single men get any ideas, I'd like to state for the record that each of our beautiful bridesmaids is off limits. They all have boyfriends.

  3. I feel sorry for Kathleen's bridesmaids, as they've been through a lot today. Traditionally the bridesmaids are there to run small errands for the bride, which help her prepare for her big day. Kath, ever the opportunist, took the chance to get a few things done while she had some helpers. Safe to say she now doesn't have to worry about mowing her lawn, doing her taxes or finishing off those final five hours of community service.