Wedding day compliments

You look more beautiful than ever today Linda. I remember the first time Paul came back from kissing you on a date and said he wanted to preserve the moment forever. Three and a half years later and he still hasn’t cleaned his teeth.

I'm afraid I have to take issue with Paula on something, because when we were younger Liam and I had a little contest going on. If I dated a girl who was a five, he'd have to get one who was a six, after which I'd try to date a seven and so on and so forth. The problem is that Paula is so clearly a stunning 10 out of 10 that I now must remain single for the rest of my life. Thanks a lot.

I'm not saying Kevin is dating out of his league, but Georgina is playing a completely different sport. It's quite cruel sometimes. When they're walking together hand in hand, she turns heads while he turns stomachs. Then they see the way he walks and decide 'Nah, she must be his carer.'