Humorous take on bride & grooms relationship

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  1. Linda, of all the men you could have had in the world, you went with Paul. Does your charity work know no bounds?

  2. Isla's most redeeming quality is that she sees the inherent good in people and tries to find out what they're all about. If someone's anti-immigration, most people would dismiss them as a xenophobic nutter, but Isla would sit down and listen to what they have to say without judgement. Her patience for people seems almost limitless, and I guess we'll find out if that's true after a few weeks of being married to this plonker.

  3. What I love about Rachel is how she never picks the easy option. When she wanted to adopt a cat she chose the mangiest, surliest puss there was and turned it into a docile little fluffball. When she was picking a house, she found a dilapidated old two-bed and transformed it into a palace. And when she met Jackā€¦ well, let's just say it's a work in progress.