Humorous wedding observations
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Wasn’t the ceremony just beautiful today? And it all went without so much as a hiccup. Aside from that awkward moment where the vicar invited me to take a pew and I told him I didn’t need one.
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Am I the only one who gets nervous during that part of the ceremony when the priest asks if anyone in the room has anything to declare. I know for sure that neither of them has cheated on each other, but I also know Uncle John feels guilty about those 8,000 fags he snuck over from Calais last week.
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The only awkward part about that beautiful ceremony was the part where the vicar said that Mark and Ellie had accepted their love for Jesus and each other. Ellie's ex-boyfriend was a Brazilian named yep, you guessed it, Jesus. Or is it pronounced Hey-zoos? Either way it's a bit weird he was given a mention.