Light hearted icebreaker

Good evening everyone and on behalf of the wedding party, welcome to Paul and Linda’s special day! First of all I would like to thank you all for coming tonight, which is easy for me to say, as I am not paying for the open bar. Paul, what are you laughing at? That is like calling the kettle black my friend. Linda, I am just so proud of you putting up with Mr. Whiskey A-Go-Go over here.

Please allow me to officially congratulate the bride and groom. I think we all agree that the bride looks like one in a million today and that the groom has found someone not only beautiful, but also intelligent, insightful, charming and patient. And in return, well I cannot think of a better guy a girl could marry.