Humorous wedding observations

(Venue: Castle)
Paul said he always wanted to have his wedding in a castle because it would make him feel like Henry VIII. Certainly it won’t be long into the marriage that Linda starts to lose her head.

This marquee is a little different though, isn't it? Bit more interesting than your usual chapel affair. When I turned up I didn't know if I was going to have to make a speech or bake a croquembouche. Either way, I knew I'd be leaving with a soggy bottom.

I'm really impressed with the venue today. What a gorgeous manor house this is. Being atheists, Jacqui and Al thought it'd be disrespectful to get married in a church. I think that's fair enough. It'd be like me eating a hotdog in Holland and Barrett, or Alan walking through a gymnasium.