Entertaining version of bride & groom's romance

Soon after Linda agreed to start dating Paul, she became concerned he was a self-harmer. It turned out he simply had to keep pinching himself every half-hour to make sure he wasn’t dreaming.

Penny was obviously smitten with Ryan from the moment they met, and for those first six months she was often breathless in his presence. Not due to his stunning wit or beauty, but because he doused himself in cologne every time they went on a date. Took her half a year to say something.

Leah actually thought that Henry was one of a pair of twins when they first met. Yes, that's how drunk she used to get.