Humorous closing lines

Some people may tease that now you’re married, your happiest, most carefree days are behind you. That’s just not true. Both of you will feel imbued with an ecstatic sense of joy and fulfilment for the next 20, 40, perhaps even 60 minutes.

As a married man, what annoys me is this archaic idea that wives are a ball and chain, and that marriage is the end of your life. It's simply not true. These days, you can get divorced in 48 hours if you know the right guy.

Marriage is not too dissimilar to the A5 we all took to get here; it's a long haul, there are a few tricky bends, lots of overgrown foliage, and it's full of holes that need to be filled.