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  1. I’m not 100% sure that Linda is looking forward to the honeymoon. Whereas most people attach shoes and empty cans to the back of the car, she’s tied on dumbbells and anvils.

  2. It's quite sickening to know that while the rest of us will be back at work on Monday, these two will be sunning themselves in a far-flung destination. They're not going away for another week mind, it's just Jenna's favourite tanning salon is 30 miles away in Chichester.

  3. Oh and by the way, if anyone notices Jack and Violet have disappeared later on don't worry, they haven't had an argument. Well they might have, but that's not why they're gone. Ever the skinflint, Jackie boy here decided to book their honeymoon flights for midnight tonight. 50% off apparently. How romantic.