Toasts

Right then, now for the part you’ve all been waiting for; where words stop coming out of my mouth, and booze starts going into yours! Everyone please, charge and raise you glasses, and let’s toast the happy couple!

Okay okay Aunty Jean, I've seen you eyeballing me and that G&T for five minutes now, so let's get on with the toast. Ricky and Imogen, we wish you health, wealth and when you're coming home drunk at 5am, stealth. To Ricky and Imogen!

At this point I'm supposed to raise the final toast, but Jean hasn't eaten bread since 2004. So instead I'd like you all to charge your glasses and gluten-free wrap the happy couple, to Jean and Neil!