Wedding day compliments

Doesn’t Linda look like an absolute picture. Like a Monet or van Gogh masterpiece. While I was watching him at the ceremony today, Paul reminded me of a famous artwork too. The Scream.

Seeing Eleanor look so exquisite today I can't help but picture these two as a Hollywood couple. Not your regular A-lister pairing though. I mean one of those ones where you think 'Oh, he must have a great personality'.

I think Leanne's been very selfish today. It's completely unfair for you to expect me to say nice things about you and Mike when I can't breathe. Today you've gone and taken my breath away. Ladies and gentlemen, doesn't she look incredible?