Humorous wedding observations

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  1. Any of you who are already married will know all too well how the weeks leading up to a wedding can be stressful ones. Paul won’t mind me telling you at one point he was running around the place like a madman, tearing his hair out and crying ‘I can’t do it! I can’t do it!’ I had to buy him a stiff drink, put a reassuring hand on his shoulder and tell him to man up. Sure enough, he eventually managed to get his laces tied.

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