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"An Autumn wedding always makes me think of nature's bounty and abundant harvests. Not to mention burying my nuts..."

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"Paul’s been a true friend over the years, he’s always had my best interests at heart. For example, he picked me to be his best man today to give me a chance with the bridesmaids. He’s also asked me to speak for no longer than four minutes - so clearly he has your best interests at heart too."

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"When (Groom) asked me to be his best man, he told me that he expected me to make a traditional speech to the bride and groom. No problem, I thought. But he forgot to mention the ninety-five other people who'd be present, otherwise I wouldn't have agreed to do it."

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"Now we all know that the union of marriage is not something to be entered into blindly, and (Groom) hasn't. He's had his eyes wide open, and he's well aware of all the sacrifices and compromises required from a faithful husband. Some people ignore this important part of a relationship. You only have to look at the new Barbie doll Pre-Nuptual Agreement Playset to see how it could end up, because her accessories include all of Ken's stuff! (And his balls in a tiny pink purse.)"

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Best Man Speeches Explained

The best man's formal speech duties are typically light, involving perhaps the occasional short tribute or response to a toast. Then it's time for the mayhem, with a full and frank character assassination of the groom your primary goal. This can take the form of entertaining stories, deft one-liners or illuminating observations, and then, after the odd sprinkling of sentiment, you'll want to ramp things up with a killer ending to make your speech as memorable as possible.

Tips on how to write a best man speech

Be optimistic and congratulatory towards the newlyweds, even if you know it's not going to last.
By complimenting the bride, her mother and her bridesmaids, you'll get a guaranteed round of applause.
Make people laugh and get to the point. Wedding speech jokes are best delivered with short, sharp lines.
Jokes based on a common experience are a great way to unite the wedding guests.
Don't insult the bride or her friends, unless you're happy to undergo an impromptu vasectomy under the table.
Never refer to ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, especially if they're there.
Use anecdotes that everyone can relate to, and which don't require a lengthy backstory to explain.
Try to say everything in less than 9 minutes.
Avoid gimmicks. If your speech relies on props, videos or a dance routine, it's probably about as funny as your neighbour's holiday snaps.
Sugar the pill. If you've dedicated a significant portion of your speech to mocking someone, at least say they turned up looking nice today.

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Wedding Night Jokes For A Best Man

The wedding night is a subject that can make the audience laugh and the groom flush with embarrassment, which is the aim of any good best man speech.

"Karen is a feisty woman, so I hope Gaz knows what he's let himself in for, especially when it comes to the wedding night. Any mistakes and she'll be on your case quick sharp. Gaz, you're laughing but I'm serious. Don't give this woman an inch. Give her both inches. It's a special occasion."

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"There are two reasons for Harry to celebrate today. First, he's married the love of his life. Second, they've finally found a cure for his 'bedroom problem'. Both were a long time coming."

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"And finally, you might expect me to make some kind of vulgar reference to the wedding night later tonight. Well no, I won't lower myself and the tone by cracking wise about such topics. What happens in that bedroom is the business of nobody but Pete, Hannah and myself."

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"Went drinking last night, obviously, what with it being Gary's last night of freedom. Got absolutely steaming, then took the bus home, which might not seem like a big deal to you lot, but neither of us had ever driven a bus before, and sneaking it out of the depot was hard enough."

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A best man makes an entertaining appeal for a girlfriend

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A best man brings the house down by making an entertaining appeal for a girlfriend.

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