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The best man speech is often seen as an opportunity for insulting a close friend without consequence, and while this is undoubtedly a major part of it, the barbs and jibes are by no means everything. Best Men can also throw in some wedding-appropriate material about themselves ...

"Some of you might have noticed I'm not with anyone today. But before you get any ideas you should know I do have a girlfriend. She's a stage-hand from a local theatre company. I just didn't want to risk bringing her to the wedding in case she made a scene."

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"This speech won't be too long today as I've got a hot date lined up after the ceremony. She's tall, thin and pasty with fiery red hair. I met her on match dot com."

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"Being Best Man is obviously a huge source of pride for me, but if truth be told, by coming here today I have had to let a girl down. Don't worry though, when I get back to the hotel I'll bust out the foot pump and the night is ours."

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"I'm here on my own today but don't feel sorry for me. It's just that I've not known my girlfriend long enough for her to be invited to the wedding. Just met her actually. We know so little about each other. I don't know her phone number, she doesn't know my last name. I don't know what she likes to drink, she doesn't know she's my girlfriend. There she is, over there preparing the coffee."

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A best man makes an entertaining appeal for a girlfriend

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A best man brings the house down by making an entertaining appeal for a girlfriend.

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"It’s odd, but when I look at my friend (Groom) on this, his wedding day, I’m instantly reminded of the England squad. I mean, look at him… Incredibly surprised to be here at all, and already thinking about getting back to the hotel. The only difference is that (Groom) can be more or less confident that he will score… barring personal injury, or an unexpected red card."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, it’s very important to me to admit in public that everything vital in life that I’ve learned in the last three years, I’ve learned from the groom. So touched am I by the impression he’s made on me that I think those lessons are too good to keep to ourselves, so today I thought I’d share them with everyone here. Thanks Paul, I know that life is much more enjoyable if you’re prepared to bribe, coerce and lie to get what you want."

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"When I saw (Bride) heading up the aisle with her father, I thought 'At last she's seen sense, and got herself a man with looks and money.'"

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"I know (Bride) and (Groom) are hugely grateful for all of the gifts they've received today. For my own part, I was determined to give them something unusual and expensive. In the end I settled on an antique punting pole… well, I wanted to push the boat out."

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Humorous Wedding Observations

Introducing Yourself

Best Man's Relation To Groom

Groom Character Assassination

Amusing Friendship Reminisces

Entertaining Version of Bride & Groom's Romance

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