Remark about the honeymoon

The bride and groom will spend their honeymoon in a grand Scottish castle, which legend says is one of the most haunted places in Britain. But I suppose it will be a convenient cover-up at breakfast when the other guests complain about the sound of moaning and rattling chains in the night.

Paul and Linda have a wonderful honeymoon lined up. They spent hours choosing it together. My auntie and uncle had terrible trouble agreeing on their honeymoon plans… He wanted to spend a fortnight sipping champagne in a five star resort and making love on golden sands… and she wanted to go with him.