Humour for a divorced best man

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  1. I must say I’m really envious of these two newlyweds – I’m sure their experience at marriage will be vastly different from my own. I’ve personally had a complete change of heart about marriage – after my first experience, I’m just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house!

  2. My advice to the happy couple is always stay friends - even when things may not be going well. The best man at my own wedding told me that one and it worked - for 15 years anyway, before she left me for someone short, fat and balding, who happened to be filthy rich.

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