Mocking their choice

I know of one reason why Linda might be pleased that she has married Paul. Although I have never seen it myself, I am led to believe that he is blessed in the manhood department. I know this as whenever I walk into a room with him everybody says, ‘Here comes Paul with that fat knob.’

By now, Linda knows Paul quite well. I use 'quite' advisedly because if she knew him 'well' we may not be here today.