Why they are good together

I think you'll all agree they make a lovely couple. I don't think Linda could possibly love Paul any more than she does already, unless he can pull off thinking about DIY as much as he thinks about cars and videogames. And Paul couldn't love Linda any more than he does already, unless she could somehow get a V8 engine fitted.

Before I give the go ahead for the disco to start, I’d like to say a few words about our gorgeous bride. You’re a lovely person Linda and you will make an excellent partner for Paul, as you clearly make up for all the qualities he lacks in himself. Such as tact, humour and a conscience.