Setting up the roast (Mild approach)

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  1. When I was preparing my speech, Paul was very clear that he didn’t want me to focus just on the embarrassing stuff. In fact, I think he has the mistaken idea that his life may actually be of interest to someone. So, before I start with the stories, a little bit about the biographical data of the groom: he was born, he went to school, he got a job, and now he just got married. Enough said! Now, on to the good stuff!

  2. What can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings and is now quickly rising to the very top of his profession based solely on intelligence, grit and the willpower to push on where others might fail? A man who is beginning to distinguish himself amongst his peers and where none can say a bad word against him? Well, that's enough about the best man. I'm here to talk about Paul Wilson.

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