Laddish icebreaker

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  1. There are some stories you can tell at a wedding, and then there are others that might be interesting to tell, but can’t really be told. The ones that Paul invented about himself and had published in the reader’s section of Penthouse would be a perfect example.

  2. They say that the best man's speech is the groom's worst five minutes of the day. The bride's worst five minutes of the day, however, come later on tonight.

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