iPhone obsessed

Does anyone here have a smartphone? If you ask me, those things are getting too smart for their own good. I mean, when the wedding oaths were read out today, Linda's smartphone started listing some very convincing objections.

Did you know there is now an app which you can use on a pair of newlyweds, to see where they’ll be in five years’ time? [Waves phone over bride and groom, then checks for results] . Wow, Mark, you’ll be driving Sophie about in a Porsche, while speaking fluent Italian. Oh hang on, sorry, that isn’t you.