Law breaker

I’d now like to pay tribute to the groom, a man who’s followed the Ten Commandments all through his life, but never quite managed to catch up with any of them.

Not knowing an awful lot about the groom’s past, I made inquiries – at his local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start digging for dirt. But they had nothing to say… except that he was the perfect guest whenever he stayed over.