Unromantic

It has to be said that Paul is not always the most romantic of characters. His suggestion for the first dance tonight was “Against all odds’’ by Phil Collins.

Linda, imagine the perfect Valentine’s Day. I bet there are roses, quality chocolates, a nice card, and a fancy dinner. Sounds a lot like last year, huh? Now imagine if I had let Paul give you what he wanted: dandelions, a crunchy, “Hey foxy lady” written on lined paper, and Burger King. I just hope he remembers for the future, because he’s on his own.