Can't dance

I’m looking forward to the disco this evening, it will be great to see Paul back on the dance floor partying like it was 1989 – quite literally. Rarely has anyone hit the dance floor with such little regard for style, rhythm and the presence of other people’s feet.

Paul’s never been a graceful dancer. The tragedy of tonight is that we will all have to sit through at least one last dance before Paul finally hangs up his dancing shoes. I sincerely hope Linda, for your sake, that Paul’s rhythm on the dance floor does not extend to the bedroom.