Best man jokes for weddings in March

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 4 topical best man speech jokes

  1. For weddings March 1

    (Start of lent)
    Of course, it would be remiss of me not to mention that today, as well as being a very special day for (Groom) and (Bride), is a special day for millions of Christians around the world. They all thought (Groom) was gay.

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  2. For weddings March 17

    I think it’s fitting that (Bride) and (Groom) have married the same week of St. Patrick’s Day – a day of celebration, festivities and enjoyment. And (Groom), once I’ve submitted my timesheets and expenses for this... you’re going to need that pot-of-gold!

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  3. For weddings March 26

    Just a reminder to the bride and groom, remember that tonight the clocks go forward, so, unfortunately for the happy couple you'll get an hour less in bed.

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  4. For weddings March 21 - May 31

    I can’t think of a better setting than spring for a wedding. Being surrounded by the new flora and fauna makes this the most fitting time for a couple to begin their own journey together.

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